The Quizzical Corsarius

You’re Monaco!
Show you the money! You are one of the smallest yet richest
people that anyone has ever imagined. This makes you incredibly vulnerable,
but your motto is to get things done with God’s help. You may not need it if
you continue to rack up money at this rate. You’ve been tempted to invest
your money back into some shady dealings, but no one can prove anything.
After all, you hold all the cards.

Take the Country Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid

You’re a Human!
With extreme power comes extreme destructiveness, and you’ve had
plenty of both to share with your peers. While you’re capable of a great deal of
beauty and joy, your skill in creating misery seems almost boundless at times.
You’ve made a big fuss about how you’re smarter than everyone else, but all they
can see is how you’ve used those smarts for ill. At this point, your best hope
is to turn to those around you and start caring about them. It would also be
advisable to get rid of some of your stuff, and preferably not by throwing it
away.

Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You’re Schwarzenegger-Rice!

As Arnold Schwarzenegger, you’ll be back. Though you speak in an outrageous accent and
often appear to be a caricature of yourself, you are actually real. Despite a reputation for
destroying everything around you, your belief in taking care of the planet is one of your few
redeeming qualities. Still, you are strong and feel a strong desire to get stronger. You won’t
let minor things like where you were born get in the way of your quest for power. Hasta la
vista, Constitution.
You select Condoleezza Rice as your running mate so she can continue her march up the chain of
command.

Take the 2008 Presidential Ticket Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You’re Alaska!
You’re big, bulky, and extremely wild. At the same time, you’re rather
cold and standoffish, even a loner of sorts. Taming you may be one of the last great
quests of the people who do manage to find you or even seek you out. So many of them
just want to plunder you for what you have of value, but there are a few, the ones
who will stick with you, that truly value your rugged remoteness. As long as no one
is spilling stuff on you, you are truly beautiful.

Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You’re Italy!
You pretty much feel like you are the most long-standing bastion of
civilized humanity on the face of the earth.  While this is probably not true, you
do have a noted history of living the good life and spreading culture to those around you.
 More recently, however, things have started to slide and you’re having a hard time
staying together and not getting beaten up.  People still like to ask you how it was
to be the center of high culture, but your days at the top are long past you.  Avoid
volcanoes, flooding, and unstable buildings wherever possible.

Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid