Rule 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks

Rule 3:
Only answer truthfully

“Who was your last?”

LAST PERSON.

1. Had a beer with?

Cousins (yeah, “last persons”)

2. Went to the mall with?

Ia Lucero

3. Talked on the phone with?

Khiara Kimpo

4. Made you laugh?

Some hard-foul-givin’ NBA player on YouTube.

5. You hugged?

Ia

6. You yelled at?

Dad

WOULD YOU RATHER…?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

Tongue. So all the more I can tickle.

2. Be serious or be funny?

Serious. Dead serious.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?

Doesn’t matter to me.

4. Die in a fire or get shot?

Get shot

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY…

1. Sun or moon?

Moon

2. Winter or fall?

Winter

3. Left or right?

Right

4. Sunny or rainy?

Rainy, definitely.

5 . Peach or Pear?

Pear

6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

Neither. Ngasab!

7. Do You Cook?

Rarely

8. Current mood?

Neutral

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU…

1. Kissed someone?

No

2. Sang?

Yes

3. Been hugged?

No

4. Danced Crazy?

Not crazy

5. Cried?

No

Here goes a long meme…!

(X) worried about getting bullied by fratmen or getting killed in a riot
( ) got bullied by fratmen or was killed in a riot
( ) witnessed a riot
( ) watched the oblation run
(X) made friends with a teacher
(X) was tricked as a freshman into attending a rally / prayer meeting
(X) wore red or black on one of those wear red or wear black days
(X) wore red on Valentines Day
( ) wore black on Valentine’s Day
( ) celebrated a birthday at Mang Jimmy’s
(X) learned UP Naming Mahal
(X) got on the dean’s list
(X) slept on a bench
(X) was an RA (registration assistant) or SA
( ) jogged around the campus
( ) visited the Vargas Museum
(X) knew at least one xerox lady, manong, or technician by name
(X) attended university level graduation
(X) got an activist for a teacher
(X) itched from higad bites
(X) had gotten a 5.0 in something
(X) had taken a crap in school
(X) watched a La Salle vs. Ateneo UAAP game
(X) watched a UP vs. any school basketball game (where UP won)
(X) gave a powerpoint presentation
(X) studied in CASAA
( ) studied in McDonald’s or Jollibee Philcoa for one full night and bought just one regular-sized drink
( ) studied along Katipunan
( ) studied along Katipunan and affected the mannerisms of a stereotypical Atenean (accent and all)
(X) watch a play that’s not required for CommIII
( ) went stargazing
(X) ate in Chocolate Kiss, Tea Room (in CHE) or Chateau Verde (except chateau verde)
(X) slept in the lib
( ) struck up a conversation with a taong grasa
(X) wrote to / for the collegian
( ) seriously pondered about the identity/ies of the people described in Eksenang Peyups
(X) went to the chapel
( ) got a pebble stuck in your shoe/slippers while walking in Sunken Garden
(X) cut class with your block to watch a movie
(X) had a voltes V for a teacher
( ) took a class under Joseph Palis
(X) went to a Freshman-only concert
(X) subsisted on just streetfood (fishballs, half footlongs, kwekwek, squidballs/rolls, mais, dirty ice cream) for a day
( ) learned how to smoke
( ) went on an out-of-town trip during a break with blockmates or orgmates
(X) fell in love
( ) actually read the book you keep borrowing from the lib
(X) played cards during your free time
(X) dress in business attire
( ) sumabit sa jeep
( ) got sung to or sung to someone in class during Valentine’s day
(X) watched the lantern parade
(X) helped out a total stranger
(X) helped out a total stranger because he/she was hot
(X) learned to stay awake for more than 24 48 hours straight
( ) got bullied by fratmen and feeling cool wannabe people who were actually losers
(X) took Wednesday and/or Sat classes WILLINGLY
( ) volunteered for the pahinungod
(X) ate “tasteless white sauce” pasta from cock-a-noodle-doo
(X) got a boyfriend/girlfriend
(X) took time to read the vandalism in the CR
( ) watched a sexy art film for any GE class (now i remembered something…)
( ) got held up or pickpocketed
( ) felt depressed because you were not as good academically (or popular) as you were in high school
(X) did a last minute paper
(X) had spent a lot for 1×1 ID pictures
(X) got exempted from final exams
( ) got exempted from a final exam but still took it
( ) attended a varsity pep rally
( ) watched LIVE AIDS, Androgyny, Maskipaps or any well-known variety show
( ) promised to quit smoking
( ) got into at least one (org- or council-sponsored) adventure race
(X) knew where the best restrooms are on campus
(X) joined an org
(X) allowed yourself to make mistakes
( ) went to the gym in spite of having no PE class just to ogle varsity players / cute boys
(X) took summer classes
(X) admired the oblation
(X) made a video for a project
(X) had a crush on a teacher
( ) had a teacher who had a crush on / tried to court you
( ) attended your ROTC Bivouac
(X) faked sickness to get an absence excused
( ) got your car scratched by one of those “kuya bantayan ko kotse niyo” kids
( ) took a PE class where you had to pay for tuition (i.e. sportsclimbing, ten pin bowling, scuba diving, etC)
( ) went to school in your crappiest yet most comfy clothes
(X) learned how to use the Bayantel pay phones
(X) participated in school activities
( ) caught the UP Pep Tryouts
(X) dated someone from UP
(X) rode an IKOT and TOKI
(X) found a tambayan
(X) went drinking at Sarah’s
(X) learned how to beg for a higher grade
(X) used your 6 allowable absences wisely
( ) lived in a dorm
(X) volunteered to be beadle or go-to guy for your group / class
( ) had the worst schedule
( ) realized that there really is just one coconut tree on the sunken garden
( ) not used up all 6 allowable absences
( ) ate in ISSI, Treehouse, Mama Thai’s and other more obscure cafeterias
(X) ate food Aristocart-style
(X) was active in your org
( ) attended an ACLE
( ) got as many app forms as you can during the job fair
(X) learned how to cram
( ) sold tickets for (or watch) an org-sponsored movie premiere
( ) saved money to Xerox all of your seatmate’s notes
(X) had accidentally seen a make-out session
(X) slept in class
(X) finished a homework / assignment / paper in the shopping center or philcoa
(X) had mountains of unused sample exams and/or old testaments (O.T.’s)
(X) resolved to be “better this semester”
(X) slept during a test
(X) had groupmates from hell (ie no-shows, babblers, dependents, airheads, dreamers, idea stealers, plagiarists)
(X) learned how to work with groupmates from hell
( ) perfected the art of parking on campus
(X) had a bad encounter with one of the guards on campus
( ) developed a love for sisig
(X) practiced those UP cheers in the first meeting for PE class
( ) looked at microfilms in the library or poked through archives
(X) reserved a classroom, AVR, etc. for a class or org function
(X) attended UP Fair
(X) went to a library other than your own college’s to research (Main, CHE, SOLAIR, NCPAG)
(X) lost a perfectly functioning umbrella
( ) used consultation hours properly
( ) went to the Guidance Office for real,heart-to-heart guidance
(X) went to the infirmatay